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Title: Offscreen Action Author: tresca Pairing: J.J. Abrams / Lens Flare (with Surprise appearance by Chris Pine) Rating: R – although possibly TV-MA for your brain Fandom: nuTrek RPF Word Count: ~3300 Disclaimer: This is obviously only things imagined in my head. No offense intended to anyone not actually mentioned herein. Particularly since I want to work in the industry someday and I’d really rather not be known as that one girl who once wrote weird porn about the director. Warnings: This is complete undiluted crack. I make no apologies but feel I should still warn you about that. Summary: J.J. was always going on about how the lens flares represented the excitement going on just beyond the frame of the camera. Chris had no idea how literally he meant that. Notes: Huge thanks to edie22 for the beta (and for the epic amounts of enabling that made this happen). This started out as birthday fic for Chris Pine. I really have no idea what happened. Sorry if I traumatized you Captain Fine. I’m sure Quinto will comfort you if you need it. Any and all mistakes remain mine. Oh, and if you are unsure about how much J.J. could possibly love his lens flares, please be sure to read this interview.
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